Wackiest advice

Topic #16

Here’s today’s topic idea:

Describe the wackiest but most useful advice you’ve ever received.

Well, the wackiest advice I’d ever received came to me in high school.   My housefather often felt the need to impart his wisdom at odd points in our lives.  My favorite was when he told us if we wanted to attract men we should smell like beef.

Yup. Beef.

He said that real men didn’t like perfumes and body spritzes.  They wanted their women to smell like beef.

In the 14 years since I heard that advice I’ve yet to try it.  Maybe it’s why I’m still single. 😉

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